(Colors. Lots of Colors)
Self Congratulatory Title Mention Last Year's Best Blog Award
"Insert quote from The Wire here" - David Simon
"Song about Work Quote 1" - Some band
Numbered list with Puns and Bad Jokes.
"Song about Work quote 2" - Some band formed before 1999
Sorry gang, for some reason, as I went to post the newsletter half of it got eaten up by the internet monster(or a ravyenous ravyenous rhino). And it was the good stuff too (seriously, it wasn't me talking or anything). And since I have a plane to catch and will be laptop less for the next few days, here's the quick and dirty job.
Proposed Theme of the week: Work, featuring songs about work and jobs.
Opening Bit: The good work put in by Paul, The Team Captains and You the players in the MA Commonwealth Kickball League. Good job everyone. It was our most successful season! Thank you!
"Song about work quote 3" - Some band, dance themed
Remember: LEAGUE ALL STAR GAME Thursday, August 25.
Remember: END OF SEASON PARTY Saturday, August 27
"Song about work quote 4" - Some band
Recaps from last week
99 Pitches 5 over One Kick Wonders 0 (forfeit)
Congrats One Kick Wonders for a Great Season.
One Kick Wonders: Amanda, Andrew, Becky, Frank, Ian, Jenn, Julie, Jess, Joe, April, Sam, Matt, Matthew, Mike, Michael, Marianne, Nathan, Amanda, Tom, Kevin, Vivek
Ball Busters 8 over WAKA Flocka Flames 6
Congrats WAKA Flocka Flame for a great season.
WAKA Flocka: Andrew, Carlos, Caroline, Catherine, Sara, Debbie, Ilana, Ilana, Janna, Jon, Meaghan, Paul, Roman, Rose Anne, Johnny, Jenny, Jonathan, Stacey, Matt
7:15 Games
Boston Kreamers 8 over Ninja Awesomenauts 6
NASA: Alison, Amy, Emily, Mike, Ryan, Hadley, Jon, Kyla, Rick, Megan, Nick, David, Paige, Paul, Jen, Ed, Andrew, Jeff
Looking to Score 5 over Pitch PleaseI 3
Congrats to Pitch Please for being well dressed and a great season.
Pitch Please: AnnaMae, Andy, Anita, Anand, Mike, Brian, Bryan, Becky, Alison, Nathan, Fred, Jordi, Jodi, Kara, Kelly, Millie, Derek, Scott, Nathan
"Song about work quote 5" - some band
Schedule for Tonight:
6:15 SEMI-FINALS
Game 5: Dirt Field #1 Ball Busters v. #5 Boston Kreamers Umps: TBD
Game 6: Grass Field #2 99 Problems but my Pitch Ain't One v. #3 Looking to Score Umpts: TBD
7:30 CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
Game 7: Dirt Field: Winner Game 5 v. Winner Game 6. Highest remaining seed picks home. Umps: TBD.
"Song about work quote 6" - Some Band
Announcements:
Please take photos. I will be away seeing the Red Sox in KC and eating too much BBQ. Please take photos and send them to me.
Go Drink (Responsibly) at the BOCA BAR.
HAVE FUN.
"Song about work quote 7" - some band, probably The Clash
Wrap up: Tonight we crown a champion. But we are all winners. (Seriously, it was less cheesy when I first wrote it. Okay maybe not.)
Good luck and happy kicking,
- David, GMOT Editor